When the going gets weird, the weird go to sea. -Captain Gonzo Men’s Short Sleeve T-shirt


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This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

Perfect for sailors, literary fans, boaters, cruise ship tourists, fishermen, and anyone who digs a crazy trip, a good book, the ocean, or the good doctor himself.
The shirt can see you through a night in Vegas without your Fijian lawyer, as well as a midnight watch under the stars.
Add this one to your serious collection, pushing it as far as you can.

If you see this shirt and understand it is for you, you should buy it.

If you are looking at this shirt thinking, should I buy this for someone I know, you must ask yourself if the person you are buying it for understands the depraved nature of the American dream, what it means to escape it completely by going to sea, or happens to dig incomprehensible meanings and intents behind the veiled screen of a series of computer-mediated, seemingly random, and certainly chaotic incidents that led to this print-on-demand t-shirt being gifted to them from someone who must be watched closely to determine whether they are a cop in a raincoat, a member of the press, or a hallucination.

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